I feel like I’ve used every single PHP HTML DOM parsing library over the years. My current goto library is github.com/voku/simple_html_dom

Face painting at Northfield Elementary School’s Rudy’s Block Party.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

📸 instagram.com/p/CeaExSdsUNK/ via tweet.photo

Dream house: A TV on every wall

Nightmare house: They’re all playing Cocomelon

I am a professional GitHub user. Derp!

Should have done “A still of Kermit The Frog in The Muppet Movie (1979)” twitter.com/HvnsLstAngel/status/…

Me getting ready to dive in to that legacy codebase…

The Google messaging circus continues

“…later this year, the Duo app will be renamed Google Meet. The current Meet app will be called “Meet Original,” and eventually deprecated.”

theverge.com/2022/6/1/23149832/g…

gunfreefunds.org/

Check your mutual funds for investments in gun companies

Wednesday mornings in the Costco gas line are now at weekend line lengths. I used to be able to just drive right up and no wait.

CoderPad is hiring a Product Marketing Manager (Remote)

If you’re passionate about product marketing, understanding customers, and working with a fantastic team, come check us out!

app.careerpuck.com/job-board/cod…

Monday (Holiday)
– 2 year old decided he didn’t need a bed
– Backyard pool toy
– Finished laundry, cleaned house, prepped for the upcoming week

Sunday
– 12 year wedding anniversary
– Crab feast at the inlaws
– Swimming at the community pool
– Started watching the newest episodes of Workin Moms on Netflix

Saturday
– Played in the backyard some
– Laundry

What did I do this weekend? May 28 – 30

Friday
– Visited Oz (the DC Mormon Temple)

In the year of our lord 2022 it is still the most efficient way to share Google Analytics data via screenshots rather than unreliable URLs that never work…

i wish my Twitter followers better than average interactions on this day

I’ve seen this temple from the DC beltway my whole life. Yesterday we got to actually see the inside during their open house. We told the kids we were going to a castle since a temple doesn’t quite resonate with them.…

📸 instagram.com/p/CeHEza7OmbS/ via tweet.photo

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

“Automate away what’s keeping you from frequently communicating.”

“Your role is ultimately to cut through useless and irrelevant tasks and time wasters and focus on what will actually bring a benefit to your customers whomever they are.”

karimjedda.com/lessons-learned-d…

I know the internet is generally against pineapple on pizza (left), but what about carrots on pizza (right)?