** Takes flask out of jacket, unscrews cap, pours back a great big swig of nerds candy **

If you read just one bill proposed in Congress this year… congress.gov/bill/115th-congress…

Digging this Facebook redesign…

Feels snappier.

It’s pretty dumb how this actually solves the problem most of the time. twitter.com/markdalgleish/status…

🤔🤔 twitter.com/stammy/status/831713…

“I said, well, he usually doesn’t bite but you never know ’cause he is a squirrel.” twitter.com/nathanwurtzel/status…

Roses are red
Forever haunt you!
Race conditions will
Violets are blue

I prefer “douche pickle” twitter.com/shannonawink/status/…

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

amzn.to/2kGDoDX

This black GitHub header that just popped up for me looks so weird against the rest of the light theme…

I think I got Donald Trump’s fortune cookie by accident… #maga instagram.com/p/BQdYL3yDnzJ/

Michael Harney (aka Sam Healy from Orange is the New Black) would make a perfect Steve Bannon.

It will only get worse before it gets better… twitter.com/jgarber/status/83009…

Luckily OnePlus announced 128GB version of the OnePlus 3T today so I won’t be that long without a daily driver.

Dropped my 2.5 year old OnePlus One today and shattered the screen. Let’s try this $150 BLU Vivo XL in the meantime amzn.to/2kcDTo8

tl;dr: Use less JavaScript. twitter.com/marcelfahle/status/8…

My first fluid painting with david.li/paint/

A machine that can sort candy by color youtube.com/watch?v=ceGlMV4sHnk

And the White House is stacked with whites. Need different viewpoints. twitter.com/zcolman/status/82901…

Welp… That was fun. try again next time.