But first I had to Live chat with customer service to even figure out I’m an invited Prime Member. They gave me $5 credit for my trouble.

But I did get a $50 Amazon gift card for signing up and being approved. Yay.

Found out I’m an invited Prime Member which means not eligible for the reward…

Signed up for Amazon Store Card (amazon.com/gp/product/B008A0GNA8…) thinking I would get 5% cash back on all Amazon.com purchases…

I think I found a fun loop hole with Amazon Prime…

So what do you do?

I’m on the team that specializes in everything.

Uhh…

“In this case a member of our generalist specialists team will need to help you with this.”

Animated gifs showing how movie effects we’re done in old silent films

m.imgur.com/gallery/wUAcl

Is there some football thing going on now?

People used to have to blow in their iPhones to make music youtu.be/RhCJq7EAJJA twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status…

The key ingredient to Wikipedia’s success was the hardcore list makers finding a creative outlet for their otherwise undervalued skill.

oh.my/

Balls. #ZadieAlyssa #littlegym #elmo #2ndbirthdayparty #lookingleft instagram.com/p/BPDd_twDKXD/

It’s a lot harder to pull off visual puns like this on the web… twitter.com/charlesapple/status/…

Shy. #ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BO_Pp_iDYMk/

Jumping around on mats for Zadie’s 2nd birthday party. #ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BO_PZzRDkP4/

Is this the fake news I shouldn’t read?

Also LAWL at 2 week old point data.

Also it looks like shit demo.wallacetheme.com/2016/04/23…

Picking a WordPress theme because of how it fetches data seems bass ackwards…

wallacetheme.com/