Emoji Skills: ❽ / 💯 twitter.com/sabrina/status/81704…

After cutting 1/3 of their staff Medium is now known as Small.

A 3 minute read on Medium and 1/3 of their staff is gone.

Use dummyimage.com instead twitter.com/placeholdit/status/8…

via reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comm…

If the media stopped saying “hacking” and instead said “figured out their password”, people would take password security more seriously

Space Jam, a la emoji twitter.com/uptownnickbrown/stat…

Napping in her big girl bed since she can climb out of her pack and play. #ZadieAlyssa #nap instagram.com/p/BOx_EwPD7Jx/

Using wp_debug_backtrace_summary() to only apply a filter if it was called from a particular method or function gist.github.com/kingkool68/0e79d…

Rose bowl parade commentator is peak extrovert.

Why are rice cookers so expensive? Like $300-$500 expensive?

Went to the Asian grocery store to get vegetables. Got all kinds of panda cookies instead. instagram.com/p/BOvXCteDdyI/

2017 is the worst twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

Happy New Year to me! #newchair #aeron #myButtWillBeThankful instagram.com/p/BOuV-5wDTjr/

This morning CNN is covering their terrible NYE coverage from the night before.

Ended 2016 watching Fuller House so there’s no where to go but up for 2017

“May all acquaintance be forgot…”

**unfollows everyone on Twitter**

OMG is 2017 over yet!?!?!?

My resolution for 2017 is to gain 7-9 pounds by late February or early March-ish. #newBabby

My resolution is to finally watch Pittbull’s New Year’s Eve Revolution 2015 that has been sitting on my DVR.