Wow CNN is really calling these states early.

What if the universe could only accept the Cubs winning the World Series or the first woman president in 2016?

Where do I tune to to see how many votes Mickey Mouse got this year?

I would watch Statler and Waldorf all election night long if I could… twitter.com/dabernathy89/status/…

Which group of old white men should I watch talk to me about the election tonight? Decisions, decisions.

When you get emails from LinkedIn telling you people are looking at your profile, is that number ever higher than 1?

“I’m with hair” – new Rogaine slogan

The 2016 election

Googling “Target Missionironioni” returns exactly one result. By yours truly.

Parsing HTML is hard.

I got 4 out of 20 questions correct! #htmlquiz #cssday #html5test html5te.st/quiz

reading twitter rn like

Me: gazing out a window
My brain: … twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/7…

What happens if you run out of pitchers?

We’re 3 outs away from being done with Joe Buck!

This looks like little league.

Let’s load the base. Sure why not?

It’s happening! Baseball is almost over for a while…

I mean it’s the World Series. I would assume all of the mascots would be there.

Disappointed the Washington National’s presidents weren’t at the World Series to run around the field during the rain delay.

Also you had no choice, Tom was everyone’s MySpace friend.