How’s your rain delay going?

Guys, I’m watching tarpball.

6 more weeks of winter!

When do we get to see the teams hive five each other and partake in juice boxes and orange slices brought by the team Moms?

Red vs. Blue? Underdog vs Racist? Down to the wire? Is this an omen?

Guys, I’m watching baseball.

I love the little helper functions that come with new WordPress releases. Like wp_list_sort() make.wordpress.org/core/2016/11/…

Courage. twitter.com/petapixel/status/793…

This is why people are more chill the farther west you go… twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/…

Hillary Clinton will need 324 electoral college votes to win the election due to the gender pay gap.

Why is the The Verge purple? “[A/B testing ads] has yielded surprising results — purple images are most likely to get a click”

The Verge redesigned. Still needs some performance work

Google Charts really screwed up my X-axis there. Not sure what happened as I cop each chart from year to year.

Trick or Treaters 2016: A slightly above average year. Weekends are definitely better for Trick or Treaters.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7932813…

Trick or treaters last year: 73
Trick or treaters this year: 51

Halloween pro tip: Bring a toddler along. You’ll have a higher candy-per-house ratio. Being instagram.com/p/BMP44ZIhpgM/

Does this account for a scenarios like this? money.cnn.com/2016/10/18/technol… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/79…

The AI system took a look at 20 million data points from social media platforms to come up with the prediction.
via wpxi.com/news/trending-now/compu…

I too have a valuation of about $600M…

“911 what is your emergency?”

“I just bit my lip for the third time in the last 5 minutes.”