And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t… make our children all smile and instagram.com/p/BMNgikuB1le/

“So what are you being for Halloween?”

“Science fiction” twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/7…

“Grab ’em by the Touch Bar”

I had to Google what Apple’s office suite thing was called because who even really uses that?

What are these Microsoft Office apps you speak of? I’m only familiar with iWork.

Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage…

Remember when Apple used to not tout specs and we were just supposed to take their word that they were faster than PCs?

Craig Federighi and Phil Schiller share a computer. That explains Apple’s innovation slow down.

So if the Touch Bar has an icon and you’re not sure what it does, you have to just guess. No way to hover over it and wait for a tool tip.

“Touch Bar… make me a drink!”

I dunno Phil, Apple has kept you around and you look a bit over 45…

“2nd generation butterfly”

But it’s not Saturday right now. How did Siri know what college football game to show?

For those of you that will miss Vine… youtube.com/watch?v=Ch94DHwHdYQ

The actual article medium.com/@vine/important-news-… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

Dead on the Vine… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

If you average 5GB+/month then it’s cheaper to stick with T-Mobile vs. Google’s Project Fi. Over the past year I’ve averaged 5.15GB/month.

“See babe? I told you it wasn’t a cubic zirconia but a ~~TIME CRYSTAL~~” twitter.com/sciencenews/status/7…