Hi Twitter, I’m back.

What inane things did I miss these past two weeks?

Like Uber but for jet lag

Within 30 minutes of arriving at her cousins house, Zadie learned how to climb up and rock… instagram.com/p/BJUlsROBthe/

Seriously. Focus on writing less code, not more. twitter.com/heydonworks/status/7…

Today is the day that someone will experience goatse for the very first time.

“In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.” – Alex instagram.com/p/BJItxOJh0_R/

Looking upward inside the Palace of Fine Arts in San Fransisco. #ZadieAlyssa #palace #upward instagram.com/p/BJHskutBbxy/

Lombard Street selfie when Zadie decided we were going to do it wide-mouth style. instagram.com/p/BJHpYQ7BMts/

We clean up nicely. #cndmeant2be #cndmeanttob instagram.com/p/BJEeO9BB5HE/

Pier 39, San Francisco, California. #pier39 #sanfrancisco instagram.com/p/BI-9dd-hrGN/

Current Status: youtu.be/wq-S8CIU7VA

Michael Phelps in his trophy room right now #Rio2016

Bubbles at the Howard County fair with the grandparents. #ZadieAlyssa #bubbles #countyfair instagram.com/p/BI6ULwtB1UZ/

Productive evening and then I got logged out and it requires two-factor auth and I’m too lazy to go to the other room to get my phone.

Related: indieweb.org/site-deaths

Letting Medium manage your online existence. What could go wrong?

– Geocities
– Blogger
– MySpace
– Editorially
… twitter.com/thinkprogress/status…

youtu.be/AHPC5UWfc_g #Rio2016

Olympic tandem bicycle.

This career picked me. russellheimlich.com/blog/how-i-l… twitter.com/teleject/status/7616…

I’m currently seeking investment for my buzzword company generator startup twitter.com/rtovr/status/7615272…