School pictures are such a scam

Woke up today with 3 meetings scheduled… ALL OF THEM WERE CANCELLED!

Now what do I do?

The ultimate power couple

A dollar store next to a strip club must be a gold mine

What is the Barbie movie even about?

Sometimes security compliance is overrated.

The ads on my Twitter timeline are like products you would see in Sky Mall while waiting for your plane to take off

Two year old walked up to this and he definitely knows what a snake is…

You could own the domain name kan.ye for a mere $500 a year

marcaria.com/ws/en/domain-search…

Should I just buy the lifetime pack?

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Buying two decades worth of q-tips. How’s your Friday going?

38 at the end of April twitter.com/Rmmmsy/status/164649…

Please send good juju my way. The wife is making a Target run.

Breakpoints gone wild

reddit.com/r/web_design/comments…

Bring back the Jolly Rancher style buttons. So lickable.

Today was a good day!
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Teacher: Are you cheating on this test?

Me:

Prompt: medieval style renaissance portrait of a young peasant girl with airpods in her ears

meme’d

Prompt: photo realistic Garfield the cat made out of lasagna noodles and sauce complaining that it’s Monday