Sorry ? buts’ll stick with Ello as my weird social network I used for a day and then abandoned.

Source: cheezburger.com/7881050112

Alt text: Cartoon of person holding fire extinguisher near fire. Voice bubble from extinguisher: “Yup, that’s fire.”

Fire Distinguisher

My 2016 resolution is to actually read the terms of software license agreements.

Asparagus is like cheap cologne for your pee.

2016 Diet On Fleek #ricekrispiestreats instagram.com/p/BAQ6s3EDe8p/

codereddit.com/ – Browse reddit that looks like code.

“A safe way to lurk reddit while at your white collar IT job”

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For sale: Pirate ship and pirate compound washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/…

Restarting my browser which takes a while so I thought I would tweet about it.

I discovered it sometime in July according to my Google search history…

the search button used to kick you out to a Google search with “site:reuters.com” appended to it. I need a screenshot of it!

mobile.reuters.com used to have a weird search button buried in their share tools (those 3 vertical dots)…

My 2016 New Year’s resolution is to make one of those Harlem Shake videos since I never got around to it in 2013…

Flowers, beer bottle, and Dixie cup by window. #stilllifephotography #flowers @ Takoma Park,… instagram.com/p/BAFz2ptjeyI/

It is Sunday morning. Messy hair, don’t care. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/BAFQ3PLje9X/

See shinydemos.com/photo-booth/ and macworld.com/article/1167277/thr…

It would probably be pretty easy to make a photo booth using HTML5 + local server + OS X folder actions to print when an image is added…

??? Shout out to all my friends that have birthdays this year! ???

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