Tough New Years Eve decision: To watch Pitbull or some Dick Clark wannabe?

It’s comforting knowing that the world class engineers at a billion dollar company can also screw up date/time logic like the rest of us.

Spent my day learning how to get WordPress unit tests working and submitted a ticket. core.trac.wordpress.org/ticket/3…

Tweeting from the recently updated Twitter for Mac app. And now I can see AND upload animated GIFS

Our water heater decided to think outside the box and store its water outside the tank today. ? ?

My morning so far…

On a bench with Kaleb. Last holiday party of the year. #zadiealyssa @ Odenton, Maryland instagram.com/p/_0AWKYje7x/

The digg homepage is full of Christmas puppy videos right now.

The announcers in Oakland for the football game look colder than we are here on the east coast.

EXCLUSIVE: Santa died of heat stroke.

Alright… time to start my holiday shopping.

Under the tree is the perfect place to fall asleep on Christmas eve.

#zadiealyssa #christmaseve… instagram.com/p/_snrQODe6a/

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even… instagram.com/p/_snIhKje49/

Working with dates is so hard… twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

FACT: Intelligent people worry. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PM…

Toddler tip #107: if your normally squirmy toddler is surprisingly calm and relaxed while changing, they’re probably peeing on you. ???

♫ All I want for Christmas is my 2 retweets…  ♫

All I want for Christmas is to unsubscribe from your newsletter.

What if announcing the wrong contestant was just a ploy to get people to pay attention to the Miss Universe pageant?

Dinner was messier than usual tonight. #zadiealyssa #messyeater #bathtime instagram.com/p/_idGP6je9R/