Vote on the new logo for Bash docs.google.com/forms/d/1iykGpW6…

Google “bubble level” on your phone…

Neat.

Me vs. Deadlines

Startup Idea: Amazon Prime but for thrift stores.

Pro tip: Just because a site made a list of the best SEO plugins doesn’t mean you should install and use them all at the same time.

Current list of MTV VJs… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_MT….

Please scramble to keep up or resort to growing a beard, wearing Birkenstocks with socks, and mumbling incoherent jibberish.

Thank you.

ATTN: The web industry has declared the way you’ve been doing everything is now considered wrong.

ITTGTS… If this then go to sleep

In other news I now have a nice round number of Twitter followers at 1,800. Hope you’re enjoying my inane thoughts.

When you accidentally booted up the wrong Vagrant box and have to shut it down and start up the right one…

Signed up for WordCamp US in December of 2016… and so should you! 2016.us.wordcamp.org/

Good morning, Philadelphia! @ Interstate 76 instagram.com/p/-82V1rDe-k/

Conference WiFi is the 3rd hardest thing in computer science. Other 2 are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by 1 errors #wcus

I have safely made it off the bus and am surrounded by people who can pronounce “water” properly. Thank you for your concerns. #wcus

… And with a bunch of people that pronounce water as “wooter” #Philly

I’m on a bus #wcus

Bummer… twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…