Just browsing through lamps at JCPenney.com ooo maybe I need to rethink my car insurance…

jcpenney.com lets you checkout when you have nothing in your bag…

JCPenney.com has URLs that begin with jcpenney.com/dotcom/…

JCPenney.com is the greatest website ever…

Baby Zadie loved Bethany Beach this weekend. #zadiealyssa #beachbaby instagram.com/p/42Lsisje9n/

Zadie enjoying tea time after spending the afternoon bobbing around in the pool. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/4xkW8hDe01/

Her first fireworks and she didn’t even flinch. #zadiealyssa @ Heron Harbor 120th Street instagram.com/p/4vX5NOje1n/

Props to all of the server people working tonight so you can share your cliche fireworks photos on social media.

My reward for a job well done. Started at 5:41pm, finished the burger at 5:47pm, and finished the… instagram.com/p/4ux9RoDe0k/

Its 4th of July and that means another 1 pound Fat Albert Mess Burger challenge while friends eat all… instagram.com/p/4usvPzDe5X/

Happy independence day!

Hey frontend developers. Your job sucks!

Get a new one. thewirecutter.com/jobs/front-end…

Love,
Russell

Yea I guess turning 30 means those 30 year savings bonds you got when you were born will finally mature. Yay!

Bath time on her 6 month birthday. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/4foOeuje69/

Dulles airport can be summed up as planes, trains, and automobiles.

Current local time in Portland: 3:10pm
Time my flight leaves: 11:50pm

Now what do I do?

Portland, OR, I am in you.

What are you looking at? #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/4N1gR-De6b/

Happy First Father’s Day. Did some work around the house and then got to relax with #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/4N0uNIje45/

Powers out. Do I stay up and wait for it to come back on or go to bed only to be rudely awaken when it comes back on?