LOL Hewlett Packard bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/06/0…

Millions upon millions of years ago, when humanity was primordial ooze, there was a great split: Metro nail cutters and normal people.

Zadie is getting better at walking using her jumper more like a stumbler. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/3RHYy-De6j/

Hello Twitter. I’ll be back soon.

Zadie’s 5-month checkup was today. She gained 2 pounds and now weight 12 and 1/2 ounces. Yay!

We found a Zadie sized couch. What is it about tiny couches for tiny babies? #zadiealyssa @ Beaches… instagram.com/p/3HR5hCDexn/

Someone’s got to teach #zadiealyssa how to be a beach bum. @ Beaches Turks & Caicos instagram.com/p/3HD_Jjjexz/

“For example, this:

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Is compiled into this:

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Um… yay? twitter.com/crnacura/status/6010…

First time playing in her Johnny Jump Up. Not a whole lot of jumping… for now. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/253qWKDe4y/

Oh. That explains the helicopters I hear. twitter.com/fox5newsdc/status/59…

This Lily drone costs $63 to ship to me. Shouldn’t it just fly itself here? lily.camera/

Oh yea, the thing I built. Charts galore! pewforum.org/religious-landscape…

Worked on a project since October of 2014. Just checked it in IE8 for the first time 30 minutes before launch. No CSS changes needed.

Mother’s Day 2015 with a hat that is more like Mother’s Day 2016. instagram.com/p/2hHwKUDe5S/

Happy Mothers Day to all those who made sacrifices for their tamagotchi pets.

Life is too short to hate your job, check out these awesome jobs #WordpressJobs twitter.com/pewresearch/status/5…

CAPS LOCK ON FLEEK

Daily vitamins on fleek.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. I’ve got a t-shirt for that…

“A carrot a day may keep cancer away” #allKnowingFortuneCookie instagram.com/p/2REl_4De98/