Really, Apple? I can read full emails on my watch. WHY WOULD YOU ADVOCATE FOR THIS!

Weird. Apple talks about the minimal design of the new MacBook to jamming your watch screen with all sorts of dumb crap.

How do you get people to switch to Safari and dump Chrome? Remove the fan.

Now if you accidentally visit a site with Flash on it you will overheat your fanless Macbook. Guaranteed!

UGHHH that ESC key looks so weird.

So. thin.

I basically lost in traffic court. Reduced fine + court costs. I’m not good at verbal diarrhea unlike this other guy in court

Traffic court today to contest an automated speed camera citation.

Friendly reminder to not go overboard on whiz-bang, gee golly effects for your website gochat.us/

10 weeks old today!

My where does the time go (daylight savings time excluded) #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/z_AbtgDe6O/

It’s 6pm and the sun is still out. What is this sorcery?

I have no idea what twitter is whining about today. My babby learned to laugh. Much more interesting.

I’ve had an email in my inbox since 8/15/2008 to scrape and backup one of my first websites. And today I did that mdskate.russellheimlich.com/

Hopefully with this snow day today I can beat the final boss to this computer game I’ve been playing the past few weeks… TURBO TAX!

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why PHP namespaces even exist knpuniversity.com/screencast/php…

Twitter doodle doooooooo!

Wired.com rolled out a responsive redesign. Welcome to 2015, Wired. Responsive is the new normal. Who cares.

Zadie is the 1%… in her birth weight at 8 pounds 8 ounces. She’s definitely petite.

Cyangogen mod rebrands and launches new site that is incredibly janky on my phone. cyngn.com

OK webdev capitalization nerds: Flexbox or flexbox?