Someone just loves her purple hippo. Thanks for leaving it for her twindlenee #zadiealyssa… instagram.com/p/zL3xraDe_v/

7 weeks old today! She’s starting to get the hang of smiling and playing with her fingers. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/zJCmgNje8O/

Henceforth Zadie’s diaper changes will be accompanied by a soundtrack of Nickelback to build up her sense of good music. diaper changes = 🙁

Woke up from a nap and there is snow on the ground. What is going on?!

WordCamp Lancaster is February 28th and I just bought my ticket. Hope to see you there! lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/2015/

The YotaPhone 2 is an Android phone with an additional e-ink screen on the back. What a neat idea. techcrunch.com/2015/01/19/yotaph…

Barber: What’s on your mind?

Me: A Devil’s Haircut.

Why are you late?

Motorcade.

#legitDCExcuses

More like 256 shades of grey in an 8-bit color system…

Adding custom image sizes to the size select menu in WordPress’ media uploader is a cinch. premium.wpmudev.org/blog/adding-…

6 weeks old today! #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/y3BIcwDe0s/

Late night bottle feeding #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/y1WdqRje6A/

Heavy metal Celine Dion t-shirt

Walkers who move at a brisk pace tend to live longer than those who stroll, even if they cover the same distance well.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/02/0…

An 8-foot tall beast made out of pens/paperclips: “Staples to buy competitor Office Depot in deal that would create an office-supply giant”

Finally got around to updating ZadieHeimlich.com this weekend which aggregates Instagram posts of #ZadieAlyssa

#WINNING

OK that catch was worth watching the Superbowl. JUST KIDDING! Running my mouth on Twitter is why I’m watching the Superbowl. #SB49

Finally a Victoria’s Secret commercial so women can finally feel bad for once during Superbowl commercials. Not just us kid-ignoring Dads.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here but shouldn’t an entire football game be considered “unnecessary roughness”?