Do you think Budweisers target audience can even read?

Tour nail fungus super bowl commercial wins because they have a clear game plan for winning

The toy Lexus is more of my budget. Can I get that one?

Hey Superbowl brands… Am I doing this Dad thing right? #SuperBowlXLIX

Brittany Spears is rooting for the wrong team…

With a guest appearance by the “More you know…” star

Is she old enough to be called Mrs. Elliot yet?

Hey it’s that guy from Mockingjay. Wait he plays guitar and knows Katy Perry?

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad #SuperBowl

Sir Paul McCartney is slowly turning in to Ben Franklin as he ages.

I can relate to being a racecar driving dad.#SuperBowl #actuallyNoICant

This is why you don’t drink soda in the server room. #SuperBowlXLIX

5 weeks old on Superbowl Sunday! Zadie’s rooting for the refs. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/yk_k8xje3W/

Instead of charging for new features, Microsoft will soon charge for NOT adding features neowin.net/news/windows-10-for-e…

My Friday night: Get home, burp Zadie, get spit up on, take 3 hour nap, eat dinner, watch TV while she slept in my arms. Great night.

Love muffin #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/ydZa8ujexB/

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I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. — that’s really the secret oath of new parents.

I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.

I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.