2022-02-03 is the date my wife officially became a soccer mom!

Quick! Ask it to center a div using CSS. twitter.com/verge/status/1488905…

Bird Elephant is the perfect name for a Twitter (bird) library written in PHP (elephant).

birdelephant.com/

Plus you can add your own custom commands into the UI.

I have one to merge the current branch into a staging branch, push the changes up to origin, then switch back to your current branch. See gist.github.com/kingkool68/0a0a5…

AWS CloudFront: $3,172.35
Bunny.net: $382.50 ($190.75 volume tier)
CloudFlare: Free probably

Doing some Wordle math:
127 KB of data transferred per page load
Let’s assume 10 million people play every day
127 KB * 10 million = 1.27 TB
* 30 days = 38.1 TB of bandwidth per month

How much would that cost at different CDNs?

The website operator could have embedded the fonts on their own domain and not made a request out to a third party.

The website visitor could have concealed their IP address by using a VPN.

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 twitter.com/FascinatingTech/stat…

Everyone seems mad at Spotify. Get YouTube Premium to:

1) Use YouTube Music
2) Remove ads from YouTube videos

METAIRIE, La. – Sean Payton has decided to MARCH IN (another direction) as the New Orleans Saints’ coach after 16 years.

When’s the last time you actually read an email?

Take a walk on the wild side and eat Froot Loops for dinner with a fork

4 year old: Can we listen to Encanto?

**Wife turns the car radio to the Spanish channel**

The future is now

1 line ascii art
1lineart.kulaone.com/

It’s ok for me to say this, I work in marketing

(and also consume M&M’s)

Marketing intern: We need a big refresh!

Marketing executives: Hmmmm…

(3 years and 27,926 emails later)

Announcement: “Every brand has to continuously reinvent itself to remain relevant.”

So we tilted the logo 13º and tweaked their shoes…

“Oh well that stuff is old” I hear you say.

They’re developing new libraries over at github.com/googleapis/google-clo… in beta. But nothing is documented. Screw that.

Why is everything so abstracted and a clusterfuck to understand? Look at this shit…
developers.google.com/analytics/…

If you ever need to interact with a Google API using PHP save yourself the trouble. Ditch their PHP libraries and just make HTTP requests yourself. Here’s how…

gist.github.com/kingkool68/49077…

Today in toddler fashion.

#CadenApollo

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