Well crap. Robin Williams was a funny guy. Some of his best stand up bits youtube.com/watch?v=-T4nsU4giZo&…

This weekend Kristina managed to watch Star Wars Episode IV. She only fell asleep once.

Kristina’s doing a traveling roadshow. Sonogram demo of Sprout for the grandparents. instagram.com/p/re5TPKDe5P/

The domain name dcbjs.com is available. Surprised no one has sucked that one up.

Pull quotes on the web are so freaking annoying. STOP. DOING. THIS. You torment your readers.

Anyone have a ObePlus One invite? oneplus.net

Well… this is guacward.

You so want to be my friend nymag.com/thecut/2014/08/everybo…

My wife hasn’t seen Star Wars and agreed to watch them if I watch Twilight. I’m taking one for the team, Internet.

Grab a cup #narrativeclip instagram.com/p/rUN-_NDe_T/

Went to baby stores over the weekend. Noticed every single stroller I passed on my walk in to work this morning.

OMG baby store shopping. What have I got myself into.

“The coldest winter I’ve ever spent was a Washington DC July during a during vortex.” – Mark Twain

Tinder should partner with Kindle. That’d be hot.

…Google+, my RSS feeds, the newspaper, my horoscope, stocks, the weather in 8 different locations I care about and then I can start my day.

Caught up on personal email, work email, Basecamp, Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest. Now to go through Tumblr, Instagram, Vine, YouTube…

Polamalu aisle 5 #narrativeclip @ Shoppers Food & Pharmacy instagram.com/p/q9L-JaDe1I/

Stenographers are the kings of #srccon

“Buzzfeed the hell out of everything” is a phrase that comes up a lot at #srccon

#srccon is so small and tight knit I can actually follow the hash tag.