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Homestar Runner is coming back vulture.com/2014/07/homestar-run…

My pregnant wife is IMing me about sandpaper. This was not covered in “What to Expect When You’re Expecting.”

Touchdown. Germany.

Wu-Tang is for the Children i.imgur.com/7HZCjfD.jpg

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/qKk5d1De6s/

Triangular rooftops. instagram.com/p/qHQ_qCDe6m/

4 years ago my Rav-4 crossed 4444 miles on the 4th. timehop.com/c/fup:683423886498:6…

4th of July breakfast: French toast… errrr Freedom Toast!

Ok Internet, we need a Scorpions-Rock You Like A Hurricane + Team America – America F**k Yeah! remix. Get on that.

OK. Night night. Follow me on Snapchat: kingkool68 #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Press and hold to video chat is pretty neat though. #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Soooo the morale of the story is only sign up for Snapchat if you have a teenager around to show you how to use it. #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Everything disappears. Swipe. Tap. Swipe. Including chats. #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Holy crap. Snapchat had a scoring system? How does that work? #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

I’ve explored every corner of Snapchat. Why is this company worth billions of dollars? #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Took a selfie. Swipe swipe swipe. And now it looks like crap. What do I need filters for?
#IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Added some of my friends so I can be hip with them #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

So much swiping #IJustDiscoveredSnapchat

Live tweeting using Snapchat for the first time