“…that would make a Slate page feel like a calm oasis in the helter-skelter of the Web.” HAVE THEY SEEN THEIR HOMEPAGE?

Well at least Slate’s redesign doesn’t have a carousel.

Decided to call it a night. Keep partying on #wcbalt after partyers.

The Cathedral and the Bazaar catb.org/esr/writings/homesteadi… Open source thinking. #wcbalt

WordPress’ Philosophies: Design for the Majority, Decisions, not Options, Striving for Simplicity wordpress.org/about/philosophy/

There’s a group for improving WordPress’ documentation make.wordpress.org/docs/ #wcbalt

“Decisions have URLs” that way the conversation leading up to that decision can live on after an in person conversation. #wcbalt

WordPress has a bunch of great functions for sanitizing different types of data codex.wordpress.org/Function_Ref… #wcbalt

#wcbalt Wifi wasn’t working because I was using Google’s DNS servers (8.8.8.8, 8.8.4.4) instead of the default DNS settings.

Slides from my talk Cache Rules Everything Around Me (C.R.E.A.M.) at #wcbalt github.com/kingkool68/WP-Cache-R…

“Touch Your NFC-Enabled Phone Here” is the new QR Code flic.kr/p/fZvsUn

Real Headline: ‘Creepy Uncle Sam’ would like to give you a pelvic exam

Could be worse. You could be a viral sensation whose time has passed.

#hashtag

#occupyMyOverpricedOfficeChair

Go to kitchen. Unzip bag. Place lunch in refrigerator. Zip up bag. Go to desk. Unzip bag. “WHERE THE F IS MY LUNCH”. Raise palm to face.

If cell phone manufacturers would just make the perfect phone life would be so much easier.

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Summary of Sunday Tweets: Grrr/Yay Sportsball, my baby did a thing, OMG TV show.

Drooping skinny jeans? How is that even possible?