My new response to random emails from recruiters is to send them the entire text of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland ping.fm/QGxXv

I’m #StronglyAttractedTo #WhyImFatExcuses so please Get Me Out Of Here! #StuffHoodRatsDreamAbout Am I trending yet?

People sure make some beautiful things with dummyimage.com ping.fm/xds3N cc/ maki_t2nd

People might take me more seriously if I wore a whistle everywhere I went.

SOLD. And I use an electric razor. ping.fm/OOS36

“Loved this blog, it gives me hope.” – Something someone actually said about my blog post on cockroach gel. ping.fm/tw1FG

There’s actually a magazine called Cabin Life and there’s someone reading it here in the dentist office waiting room.

April’s DC jQuery meetup is going to be awesome. Just saying.

How much would you pay… for the universe? ping.fm/N3Beg

The Addams Family (@ The Hippodrome / France-Merrick Performing Arts Center w/ 5 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/xcnA7r

After doing pushups 2-3 days a week since January I can now muster 30 pushups in a row before I wear out. When I started I could only do 13.

Meeting With My Tax Consultant pi.pe/-19t1rd

Walked 5 miles around the National Harbor earlier today, came home, took a nap. Now time to meet with my tax consultant.

I’m at Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge (Capital Beltway, DC/MD/VA) w/ 7 others [pic]: 4sq.com/wYJlFg

Saturday morning walk. (@ National Harbor Marina & Piers) [pic]: 4sq.com/x2J8zC

One day I’ll take a whole day to set-up SublimeText2 exactly the way I want just like this guy ping.fm/6HgYy

Since 2002, Stephen Wolfram has kept a record of every keystroke he has performed. ping.fm/UPqy9

Since 2002, Stephen Wolfram has kept a record of every keystroke he has performed.

Just got an old HTC Eris running Android 2.1 as another testing device to play with. Android has made a lot of progress since 2.1.

“This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me.” – Puff Daddy