“A New Home WOuld Be The Ultimate Holiday Gift!” – Stupid, spammy home sales email.

If you need awesome ties, these are it ping.fm/ix5Rz

Today was my turn to cook dinner. We had the best tacos ever. Extra crunchy with a lotta cheeeeeze.

Banana Sticker On The Forehead For Him pi.pe/-34a4np

Hooray, hooray! The first 24ways.org article is available! ping.fm/cJGlQ

HTML/CSS/JavaScript/PHP/WordPress/MySQL = piece of cake. Microsoft Word, on the other hand, is too complicated for me.

Don’t worry, the order from Amazon with everyone’s Christmas presents is almost here… ping.fm/Kyn7h

Object oriented CSS is useless unless the designers you’re working with also practice object oriented design.

dummyimage.com is running a great cyber Monday deal! 999% off our already low price of FREE!

Today my hair is “sprouty”.

What’s the first thing you see when you wake up?

Draw the unicode character you’re thinking of and this site will find it for you. ping.fm/imvfo

If anyone needs Ikea furniture assembled, I’m sure you could talk Kristina into it. Ikea boxes are like Christmas presents to her.

The main bouncer from Jerry Springer now has his own talk show? Day time TV is sooo weird.

Had a dream my highschool friends and I were playing X-Men in my backyard. Not gonna lie. It was pretty sweet.

Thanksgiving 2011 pi.pe/-rgdetb

dummyimage.com was hacked two hours ago. Sorry for the downtime. Fortunately it was really easy to clean up.

Happy Thanksgiving! It’s like Christmas for our waists.

AT&T is starting to come around to the idea that the T-Mobile merger won’t work! ping.fm/60EuT

The Future of Reading on the Web ping.fm/giAP9 Another example: sidebars filled with clutter.