On the eve of mankind’s destruction, we’ll look book and ponder why we wasted so much time tying our shoes when velcro is clearly superior.

Used a Web 2.0 Stripe generator for a tiled background. Design director was seriously impressed.

Gowalla is now uninstalled from my phone. They pulled a Qwikster. Or did Netflix pull a Gowalla since Gowalla pre-announced their death?

Holiday party appetizer tasting.

I’d say my job meets 11.5 out of the 12 attributes of a truly great place to work. ping.fm/X5VdL

Passive aggressive leading.

Netflix should have bought netdiscs.com and/or netdisks.com.What a buncha scurvy lynch bait they be! Yarrrrrr! #pirateday

This is what success looks like ping.fm/rMERZ Yarrgghhh, landlubber etc.

Ayyyy matey! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day ping.fm/1Tw76 Yarrrrr!

Cheetah Tube Heads pi.pe/-46xi4t

Favorite talk this morning from #muxdc – Mobile in Korea. The Korean language is sooooo efficient.

Had a dream you could resize your view of things in the real world a la dragging the corner of the browser.

Pretending I know about small bowels as I walk around exhibits at a symposium Kristina is working at all day.

These relaxed fit jeans don’t make me feel relaxed.

I see more South Carolina license plates in DC than I would expect.

“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough”

A Salt And Battery ping.fm/wuGL9

Best Retweet Ever pi.pe/-fdk7sc #longcat

Bananas don’t travel well.

WHAT IN THE WORLD is this Target Missionironioni thing that every woman on the planet is complaining about because they missed it?