GLORIOUS! #teamUSA!

I dodn’t usually watch women’s soccer, but when I do, it’s usually because of all the fuss on Twitter.

At the game of sleep, I win today.

I was clearly the MVP of that wiffle ball game.

Today I will build something awesome.

“Good thing I subscribe to The Daily or I wouldn’t have known that” – Not a single human being

Pro·mul·gate – A scandal involving pro-Mule demonstrators.

HP doesn’t mean Hewlett Packard, it means Hit Printer.

Another night, another DC meetup. I might even speak at this one.

I always eat the sticker on apples… on PURPOSE!

We don’t like the name of this research product. What would you call it? ping.fm/Cnkgy

If only there was a direct Netflix competitor out there. Then they wouldn’t raise prices like they did! What a blockbuster idea… oh wait.

Downloading Wugazi’s 13 Chambers album which was released today on the 13th… for free! ping.fm/mMhPo

You got to be one sick puppy to wanting to rent a movie on your phone. Or really bored at work.

It’s funny because my last name is Heimlich ping.fm/wP1jU

Coolest License Plate Ever pi.pe/-pkrmu5

It’s that time of the year again…. Time to change the batteries in my Magic Mouse. Boy how time flies.

Things that shouldn’t be in Men’s bathrooms: tissue toilet seat covers. CRAP LIKE A MAN!

Hmm… Something tells me my wife didn’t spend $130 for computer games on Steam.

9th of July Fireworks Finale pi.pe/-jwo3lh