The Threadless tour is here in DC tonight. I don’t think I’m going. Unless someone can convince me otherwise. ping.fm/Y3MjW

I feel bad for Todd Collins. 16 years as a backup quarterback.

Using a huge bandaid for a tiny cut because chicks dig scars.

I Can Haz Cheeseburger networks releases their WordPress Administration Panel code.

In the game of customer service at the Apple store, I win.

Hair is cut.

Oh no, a disturbance at the Clarion Inn in College Park. Good thing the park police are here on the scene.

How Vain pi.pe/-7h6gcu

Today is a day of uber errands that will span 3 states.

Picking movies at a video store is hard. All of these flicks look the same.

Sweet, the Xbox 360 just died. No Red Ring of Death, just no video signal. Audio works.

Hmmm do I want to pay $100 for Microsoft to fix my Xbox 360 that I barely use?

Today is for the dogs. Kristina and I are going to Dachshund Phest ping.fm/VjMCh Even though we have no dogs. I’ll be sure to documen

It’s the land of papyrus in here. #doxphest

Watching weiner dog drag races #doxphest

The costume parade should be good. #doxphest

In case anyone was wondering, the last 10 pages of Google results for ‘Kevin Bacon’ are YouTube videos. bit.ly/c0wq7I You’re welcome.

Just nominated grooveshark for Best Music Discovery Service mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards

Just nominated Pixelpipe for Best Use of an API mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards

Batman on a bear ping.fm/pt6aT