I always wondered what a million rows looked like in a MySQL table… ping.fm/DSiq0

Perfectionism killed the cat.

Going out for korean bbq for din ner with friends.

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My dinner tonight consisted of pita chips and Trix cereal. Yea kristina went out with her friends tonight.

Double rain boots all the way!

This is the future of the Internet ping.fm/8Nzzu Use a modern browser like Chrome or Safari

the office, it smells of fish sticks.

House Of The Dead Veterans pi.pe/-0egiad

If you’re mascara don’t viberate, you just viberate your head like this ping.fm/P1tyM I think its like good axcercise for your face!

Simulate playing the lottery twice a week for 10 years, without losing a dime! ping.fm/gElmG spoiler alert: You’ll never win

Note to self: Make a note.

This would be a cool place to work, minus the lab coats. ping.fm/WP7Fr

Just set-up russellheimlich.com and dummyimage.com to run through the free CDN CloudFlare. Lets see how this goes. ping.fm/MZOHR

The Internet is drowning us.

Just did an infinite while loop while our server is getting 100’s of requests a second. WHOOPS!

Meet and greet with the new management company. Food was good, conversation awkward. At least this management co seems up for the job.

A collection of WordPress Snippets. This will come in handy later. ping.fm/O4f4r

Just got an update for my nexus one. I wonder what’s different? Had to reinstall Swype however.

I slept a lot today.