If zombies hosted a fun run it would be called a rot trot. #dreamhost

I found 12 cents on my walk from my apartment to the Glenmont metro station.

The only Oscar I’m aware of is a grouch.

Nerd, geek, dork, dweeb Venn Diagram ping.fm/0SfJ0

Went through three envelopes because I kept forgetting things but my taxes are finally done!

These are not photos, they are illustrations ping.fm/r23Hf

That was probably the fastest grocery run ever.

Picking up stuff, dropping stuff off. Guy/girl wedding shower is in a week.

I’m at Rips Country Inn (Rt 197 and Rt 301, Bowie). 4sq.com/4LzCgm

Today at Mens Wharehouse I saw an old lady pushing a dog in a caged stroller. She kept rocking it back and forth but it looked pissed.

Din din outtie (@ Ruby Tuesday’s –wheaton) 4sq.com/1dnu6I

Hmmm car or crocodile skin tote? I can’t believe some people have to make this choice ping.fm/Iuson

Good news! My random DreamHost tweets will end April 3rd.

My love is home! She survived the pentagon rush.

So IE doesn’t support Array.indexOf() and you need to write your own. ping.fm/B4SeX

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out. Right DreamHost?

If you ever need to clear an Array with one line do this: array.splice(0, array.length) meaning start at index 0 and splice everything.

ping.fm/igmjb is an awesome, useable site. I love simple ideas like this.

I wish a barcamp was coming up. I have some ideas in my head for presentations.

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