When using multiple exclamation marks denoting your excitement, don’t stop at 2. It looks stupid. Use 3 like the universe wants you to.

I’m at Chipotle – Aspen Hill (13501 Connecticut Ave, Aspen Hill). 4sq.com/c4QrjT

Saturday nights are the best time to shop (@ Giant Food) 4sq.com/5NQPn0

Top 20 ice skating faces from the Olympics, A new meaning for O face. bit.ly/cOwqNU

It’s Saturday night and Dreamhost!

Free Android app City Caller ID is being sued over a frivolous patent. This is absurd! ping.fm/dOlJo

Into the city on the weekend (@ Glenmont Metro Station) 4sq.com/6NQrVk

I’m at madame tussauds (1025 F st NW, 10th and F st NW, Washington). 4sq.com/8S8Rbb

I’m at wok n roll (604 H St. NW, Washington). 4sq.com/ak8B0G

Kristina needs her binding fixed. (@ Princeton Sports) 4sq.com/8Zoe4p

Catching up on news, streaming music on Grooveshark, replying to tweets all in the parking lot of Joann fabrics. I love my phone

Gas is $2.53 here (@ Costco) 4sq.com/bRrv2k

My haircut is a month overdue. (@ Floyd’s 99 Barbershop – College Park) 4sq.com/cedBfa

I wish I could use Dreamhost more at work

I don’t see the attraction to steampunk ping.fm/VvdLT I must be just a regular punk.

I hear there is something about a tiger in some woods going on today?

Suicide Linux: The Linux distro only hardcore command line nerds could dream up (every wrong command erases all your files) ping.fm/K

Production value of middle school plays is nothing like I remember. Every middle schooler has a qwerty phone and texts like crazy.

Favorite line from the play: “Make me some pancakes woman, I’m hungry”

Once Upon A Mattress pi.pe/-9jz7xt