Not Mars.

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First camping out dinner as a family. Grilled hamburgers, mini hotdogs, and mac and cheese.

#CadenApollo #VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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Vera helped me get our campfire started tonight.

#VeraAddison

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Spelunking Caden. I wore him on my back and he hardly made a peep. I had to keep taking selfies to check on him.

#CadenApollo

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Wacky fun mirrors.

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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Do these chips have wheat or not? 🌾

Update: She ended up picking out the perfect shirt herself!

Me: Can you just pick out a shirt for me?

Wife: No you can wear whatever you want

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: No, not that one. Too formal.

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: oof! That one doesn’t go well…

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: Are you sure you’re going to be warm enough in that?

Remember kids, if you share that hilarious April Fools Day gag from that website it will only encourage them to do it again next year. #breakTheCycle

Kids breakfast: Sliced apples, pancakes, glass of milk, bowl of cereal

My breakfast: Scarfing down the cereal dust from the bag as we run out the door

SPAM (the meat) will always be SPiced hAM to me and not Sizzle Pork And Mmmm

I used to just throw up my slides on kingkool68.com but have now given them a proper (albeit lackluster) home at slides.russellheimlich.com/

#smallWins

I too have come to the same conclusion…

“kids increase your life’s emotional range. The highs are higher. The lows are lower. If you were living between a 3 and a 7 before, kids can extend you to a 1-10 (and sometimes they run the gamut in one ten minute stretch)” twitter.com/zachleat/status/1376…

They say money can’t buy happiness but they also say don’t knock it until you try it

Have you ever read the features of shoes?

– Foam padded tongue and collar for added comfort and support
– Carbonized heat transfer toe cap
– Removable contoured footbed
– 4D midsole

wut even?

Same with being a husband… twitter.com/MumInBits/status/137…

My personal email inbox has 17 emails in it. The oldest one being from 4/14/2015

Today I learned in WordPress if you just want to enqueue jQuery without the jQuery migrate script you can just use the `jquery-core` handle.

github.com/WordPress/WordPress/b…

Senior engineers build consensus

hyperbo.la/w/nemawashi/

Its original meaning was literal: digging around the roots of a tree, to prepare it for a transplant. Bringing the dirt from the new location, and introducing it to the tree, before the transplant, so the tree can grow accustomed to the new environment before it gets there.