Monkeying around between virtual classes. Such a nice day outside today!

#ZadieAlyssa

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I believe the more modern expression should be ” DON’T MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A 12 HOUR LOOP OF EPIC SAX GUY!”

youtu.be/bZeemepTOks

** Wife yelling at the kids repeatedly to do something **

Wife: Don’t make me sound like a broken record!

4 year old: What’s a record?

Every other day when the kids don’t finish them… twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/1369…

6 year old: Do identical twins have the same voice?

Just updated my personal sites. So easy! twitter.com/WordPress/status/136…

Skateboarding mdskate.russellheimlich.com/ twitter.com/new/status/136932675…

Object destructuring in assignment in JavaScript (aka this developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs…) is weird.

It seems similar to extract in PHP which WordPress had a hell of a time removing core.trac.wordpress.org/ticket/2…

“I think of progressive enhancement and accessibility as the same process, but with different foci. A11y aims to optimize an experience across a spectrum of user capabilities. Progressive enhancement aims to optimize an experience across a spectrum of user _agent_ capabilities.” twitter.com/ppk/status/136890980…

4 year old: Look there’s Slimer!

We were watching a Mucinex commercial…

Meanwhile my wife is like…

“O my phone is at 2%. I’ve got plenty of time.”

😬😬😬

The kids look forward to the weekend because we let them watch their iPads then.

Us: Why aren’t you using your iPad?

6 year old: It’s charging. I want to wait until it’s 100%.

The battery was at 96% when she put it back on the charger.

Be still my beating heart… twitter.com/melchoyce/status/136…

❤️

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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Clicking the pin also shows a subtle AD disclaimer

That’s um… subtle…

Today I wrote something in plain old vanilla JavaScript that I formally would have relied on jQuery for. It took way longer with much Googling but progress is progress.

Stop, Drop, and Roll didn’t help prepare me for the types of fires I would face as an adult…

It finally happened! No one posted a fleet.

Not gonna lie… HTML programming is fun!