PHP 8 is coming on November 26, 2020. Expect new functions like str_contains(), str_starts_with(), and str_ends_with(). There is also a whole bunch of other stuff that I don’t really understand.

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From me to all of you!

OJ Simpson trial verdict. They announced the results during lunch. I was in 4th grade I think. twitter.com/jvharris_1965/status…

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Zadie was playing with regular Legos at school when I picked her up. I told her when she got home to ask Grandma Beth where my old Lego sets were. My mom had kept them from my childhood all this time and now Zadie is…

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After much consideration I have picked a tub of nacho cheese as my snack companion tonight.

And I set 19 out of 26 plugins to auto update. The other plugins are all custom and not hosted on the plugin directory.

And I just updated my stable of personal sites to the latest version just like that. Everything works! twitter.com/WordPress/status/129…

WordPress Proposal: Replace the Hello Dolly plugin (circa 2004) with lyrics from WAP (2020).

We reached an important parenting milestone today: 100 pounds worth of children.

Truncation is not a content strategy example #736:

“Maryland officials should pump the bra”

If only they had 3 more characters to spell the real word… brakes!

I think more chocolate pudding made it in her face versus making it in her mouth.

#ZadieAlyssa

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I was googling the most expensive things on Amazon randomly and then I got an email notification from Amazon confirming my recent Amazon order and I nearly had a heart attack. Turns out my wife ordered a shelf.

“Change has never happened this fast before, and it will never be this slow again.” – Grame Wood

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Team Blondie.

#VeraAddison

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Media viewing habits of our family at the moment:

– 3 year old: Peppa Pig + Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom
– 5 year old: Super Pops (youtube.com/c/TotallyTV) and La La Life (youtube.com/channel/UCvHhQJcsnDE…)
– Wife: MTV reality shows from the early 2000s
– Newborn: The ceiling fans

3 year old: Ok let’s pick jobs. We have Sailor, Royal Sailor, and dead animal.

😮

3 year old: Ok let’s play school. First let’s take your temperature.

* Puts a stick to my forehead *

Ok good you don’t have the virus you can go in.

First Law of Thermodynamics: Energy can be changed from one form to another, but it cannot be created or destroyed.

First Law of 5-year olds: Explaining what happens in an 8 minute YouTube video takes them 4 hours and 17 minutes.

Merry go round fun! Maybe too much fun. Afterwards the kids said their tummies hurt.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

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