Today’s home school lesson was mega doodling.

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Today’s home school lesson was mega doodling.

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5 year old: what do you call a ladder without handles?

Me: …

5 year old: STAIRS!

Her jokes are getting better folks.

Life of Pi (2012)

My mornings are nothing but Zoom stand-ups now.

9:00am 5 year olds standup
10:00am 3 year olds standup
10:00am My standup
10:30am Wife’s standup

RIP me keeping up with podcasts without any sort of commute

Weirdest Corona Virus email from a company yet…

The kids while I’m working or focusing on something else: ask random questions, tell me stories, explain their favorite YouTube videos to me etc.

Kids when we’re outside and we see a neighbor and I tell them to say hi: No! They look busy. We shouldn’t disturb them.

🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

Someone is working on a JavaScript to COBOL transpiler right now

Tiger King remake but with squirrels

You can try it out or any other small PHP script at phptester.net/

Wrote a PHP function to interpolate missing values for a given array. It was a fun problem to solve.

gist.github.com/kingkool68/54856…

#php

The magic of an empty laundry basket and roller coaster videos on YouTube.

First time seeing a 500 error on GitHub before…

OH NO GitHub is donw!

At least the kids are bonding over overthrowing household power structures 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

Homeschooling Day whatever

– Kids dump out all the toys in the playroom
– Parents: “Clean them all up please”
– Kids: “NO!”
– Parents: Grabs a trash bag. “I guess we need to throw away all the toys”
– Kids call the parents bluff and walk around chanting THROWAWAY THE TOYS!

Woo April 2020! Can’t be as bad as March 2020, right?

So how long can my car go without starting it? It hasn’t seen much use in the past few weeks.

Uh oh! Is Corona Virus spreading to hard drives?