Skating through empty Los Angeles

youtu.be/kxf1Oo8BiSg

This is fun twitter.com/_mattywood_/status/1…

Exactly one week from today WordCamp San Antonio is happening online. For the low, low price of FREE you can attend too!

2020.sanantonio.wordcamp.org/

#wordpress #wordcamp

No shit.

Coronavirus is forcing all talk show stars to be glorified YouTubers talking directly to the camera in their house

“Isolation” by Joy Division

youtube.com/watch?v=AaIyzaO_e4g

#CoronaVirusPlaylist

O no Netflix is down. Household is freaking out!!!!

(Plus it’s the toddlers bedtime)

This is a slick tool for web performance testing from locations around the world.

Here’s an example of the results fastorslow.com/app/profile/1c2f5… twitter.com/isitfastorslow/statu…

I’m playing around with Talky.io for a little bit if anyone wants to drop by talky.io/kingkool68

Source: c-span.org/video/?470459-1/presi…

“That brought us innovation in looking around corners and skip through games. I always went level by level. I never knew you could skip from level 3 to level 7. That’s what they’ve taught us.” – Deborah L. Birx M.D. describing millennials at a White House press conference.

Practicing safe social distancing today by dropping the kids off at the grand parents hous

“Come Out and Play” by The Offspring

You gotta keep em separated

youtube.com/watch?v=XwCLs97O12A

#CoronaVirusPlaylist

Spoiler alert: It is Tormund Giantsbane
reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comment…

“Oh no! One of your favorite characters from Game of Thrones has Corona Virus”

“Jon Snow?”

“No”

“Daenerys?”

“Nope”

“Arya?”

“Hmmm I guess this could take a while. I forgot got many characters there were”

Can the next thing they order to be locked down be the use of the word “HELLA”? twitter.com/jackmurphylive/statu…

GitHub buys npm github.blog/2020-03-16-npm-is-jo…

* While playing with Mama Roo baby rocker *

5 year old: There’s ocean sounds and tree sounds. Why is there no monster sound?

Me: Well wouldn’t that scare baby brother?

5 year old: No not if it’s a quiet monster…

* Whispers “roar” while making a monster face *

When you walk into the men’s room and there’s already a guy at a urinal so you pick one that is the farthest away as possible. That’s called… twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat…