Social distancing myself from #DemDebate

“social distancing” is going to be the phrase of the year

* Playing pretend food order *

3 year old: Ok do you want pizza, quesadilla, yogurt?

Me: Yea sounds good. Can it be delivered?

3 year old: Yea! Ok thank you!

* Hangs up phone *

Me: Did you give them our address? What is our address?

3 year old: Yea! A Moana dress!

Was it array.slice() or array.splice() 🤔 twitter.com/florinpop1705/status…

When we eventually run out of toilet paper we’ll have to fall back to CVS receipts

The US has such few test results for #coronavirus because they need to fly Maury Povich to each person’s house to dramatically read the results.

Since everything is closing down because of #coronavirus I’m just going to hang out and play Mortal Kombat all day with the blood code on

BALLS twitter.com/nbcwashington/status…

Trump be like

Daycare accidentally sent out an email via cc and not bcc. I’m fascinated that 80% of the email addresses are GMail addresses. 8% are Yahoo addresses.

My wife to me just now:

“So who do you think is the hottest Beach Boys member?”

When your wife asks you change the blowout diaper twitter.com/HumanoidHistory/stat…

HTML (via Angelfire/Geocities page builder)
CSS
JavaScript (by accident)
Prototype.js
jQuery
PHP (via WordPress)
MySQL
Apache
nginx
Ubuntu
AWS
Node.js

I just kept going deeper and deeper in the stack… twitter.com/catalinmpit/status/1…

Google confirms Microformats are still a recommended metadata format for content

microformats.org/2020/03/04/goog…

#indieweb

** Taking a bath and playing with a spray bottle **

5 year old: Would you like to try my perfume?

Me: Yes. Oooo it smells so good. What scent is it?

5 year old: Rice and meatballs!

Ah crap. Worst night to stay up extra late. I saw the clock change from 1:59am to 3:00am.

The closest thing to snow we’ve seen here this winter is this hail storm instagram.com/p/B9aG6NGHf1-/

Visited a site where the links redirect you to a 404 page if you visit a permalink directly. But if you search the site and click a link the URL is exactly the same. Their conversions must be terrible.

blanketmybaby.com//angel-dear-bl…

I have a passion for optimizing for credit card rewards. Must be the engineer in me.

Your meal prepping vs my meal prepping