Family Charades game shows some frontend HTML5 view-source action

You would think if 20th Century Fox was changing it’s name they would at least bump up to the current century

When you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune inside

“it doesn’t use field names as keys”

It does if you register them via PHP advancedcustomfields.com/resourc…

Had to use Safari to download Microsoft Edge for Mac. Chrome kept locking up the page. 🤔

Me: Ok kids do you want chicken nuggets for dinner?
Kids: YEA!
Me: Ok here are your chicken nuggets
Kids:

Today I learned about the PHP function str_repeat() which saves me from having to write a simple loop.

php.net/manual/en/function.str-r…

5 year old: “Look daddy it’s the Lorax”

She was pointing to Andy Reid, head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs

XL Slim Fit sounds like quite an oxymoron

Saturday was not a good day for purple football teams

Wildcard weekend was far more interesting

I really wish I could figure out what that short link was redirecting to. Stupid era of short URLs breaking the web… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/22…

2 year old running to me with a hair tie

“Daddy I want this hair up”

“You want this in a pony tail?”

“Yea!!!”

“But…”

Did some more tweaking tonight
– Upgraded jQuery from version 2 to version 3
– Added instant.page/ to preload links on hover
– Made some links more descriptive for a11y
– Fixed a CSS transition glitch for all anchor links

Not a bad result…

One weakness of vampires? They get soggy in milk…

Benchmarking DNS resolution on various top level domains bunnycdn.com/blog/is-your-fancy-…

Added loading=”lazy” to the images on zadieheimlich.com/ and veraheimlich.com/ and so much less initial data downloading

Went nuts and bought two of these to give my ancient cars proper bluetooth support and OMG SUCH A GAME CHANGER!

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2 year old: “MOMMY I’M WEARING A TURTLE HEAD!!!”

She’s wearing a turtleneck.

Daycare drop off was interesting this morning