If Firefox can just tell me I updated dev but an looking at prod then it would be perfect! twitter.com/jensimmons/status/11…

What’s the best thing about your Monday?

Me? I got my daughter to dance class on time.

Having kids is still way more profitable then most Silicon Valley startups

4.5 year old walks into the room with $6.

“Hey Daddy do you want this money? I don’t need it anymore.”

Heck yeah I need that money. Daycare is expensive.

ssh -T [email protected] is hanging for me. Down for anyone else?

🎶Hakuna Matoddler
It means no relaxing
For the rest of your days.
They are not problem free,
they cost a lot of money!
Hakuna MaToddlerssss! 🎶

Little balance beam daredevil.

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/B3iH0WTBKc3/

A+ family restroom at Wegmans. Vera didn’t want to get out of her little seat.

#VeraAddison #wegmans instagram.com/p/B3e8eSOHucf/

Like Game of Thrones Toddler Edition

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa #greatwolflodge instagram.com/p/B3decA8HjDr/

It’s gonna be pretty awkward if the Nats win the World Series and deny an invitation to go to the White House since its just down the street

A Jumpman logo on baseball gear? This makes no sense to me.

Wife to 2.5 year old:

Wife: Can I tell you a secret?

2.5 year old: yea

Wife: do you know what a secret is?

2.5 year old: …Christmas

Me: Let’s play the freeze dance game!
2.5 year old: YEA!!!

*Starts playing freeze dance game YouTube video*

2.5 year old is dancing wildly. This is the greatest! So much fun!

2.5 year old picks up box of crayons and throws them all over the room!

Me: Let’s play the freeze dance game!
2.5 year old: No! We have to make sandwiches

*We make pretend sandwiches and pretend devour them*

Me: Let’s play the freeze dance game!
2.5 year old: No we have to wear dresses

*Helps 2.5 year old get into floofy pink flowery tutu*

2.5 year old: Let’s play freeze dance
Me: Ok, let’s play!
2.5 year old: No! Play in the playroom

*we march off to the playroom*

Flash Is Responsible for the Internet’s Most Creative Era

vice.com/en_us/article/d3awk7/fl…

I would say the mobile web hampered this creativity in 2 ways:

1) Refusing to support the Flash plugin

2) Ushering in the responsive design era and a focus on making designs work at all sorts of screen sizes and device types

Pushing both kids on the swing.

2.5 year old turns to the 4.5 year old: “Zadie let’s start laughing”

Both kids start laughing hysterically.

FlappyBird the arcade game. I remember being obsessed with this game on my phone. instagram.com/p/B3aWoFbBrNo/