@elgreg Your job pays a multiplier per number of open tabs, righ

@jessabean Let your creative writing skills shine!

@fugularity Yea The Cure and Edward Scissor Hands are pretty rad

@johnbillion @alleyco I still lean on wordpress.org/plugins/monkeyman-… for testing rewrite rules. Still works fine after all these years.

@stanwilsonjr @draftsapp @AmazonKindle My kids discovered this and I still don’t know how to do it

@piccalilli_ You can program it in HTML

@mattcampux Call me and I want to see the ultimate jazzed up 90s website

@MikeNGarrett Oh no! Please don’t Mike, parenting is one of the greatest joys of life! Go back, your kids need you!

@MikeNGarrett But did they poop on you?

@MikeNGarrett I’ve already changed a wet bed. Thank goodness tomorrow is ipad day for the kids so mommy and daddy can sleep in day.

@neojp Where do I send you the bill for my 2 minutes and 16 seconds to read and resound to your tweets.

@elyktrix Congrats! That’s always a big sticking point of a redesign.

@caseydriscoll Have fun trimming your grandma’s bush

@yesimmelinda This is my exercise

@ryaneffindudek

@JonSpeek @elyktrix put a background color around them to balance out the weights.

@yesimmelinda I’m 5 for 5 eating brownies

@mattcampux Psshh I have at least that many voices in my head when I’m coding

@bradtaunt Back in the day I used to post to my WordPress blog via email. I could use T-Mobile’s SMS to email gateway to post to it from my phone that didn’t have a mobile data plan but did have a bucket of SMS messages.

This entire post was pecked into my phone russellheimlich.com/blog/google-…

@ryaneffindudek Why am I seeing the Internet post memes of them feeding you stuff?