@anthonydpaul This twitter.com/SportsPundette/statu…

or orgies.

@miked1ck Errr tell your kid that.

@miked1ck Starbucks isn’t open today. Just like Chick-fil-a.

@ThugRaccoons @mommajessiec Someone made a sorta related shirt teechip.com/panic-costco

@MagicalOverload The Internet

@415 I accept your nomination. You should be President of the short Twitter Handle Association.

@DanielleAlberti They have such diverse monsters and physical characteristics yet all of their toilets are the same

@elgreg Stool loosener medicine

@sarah_edo I found the best lifehack

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@SandyS1 No joke that receipt in the picture is for one item

@TheGreenGreek I plan on using CVS receipts.

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@fugularity I’ve got at least 2 producers here. I’m gonna be rich!

@Rmmmsy

@Rmmmsy twitter.com/kingkool68/status/12…

@mjacksonw @SpencerRhys You are brave.

@round When you do a Google search inject the results of a search of your tweets somewhere on the search results page

@jonathanober They’re at school for 1 more sweet glorious day before being off for 2 weeks since all schools are closing.

@miked1ck 1) My kids constantly tell me “I want to practice using the mouse”
2) They make paper laptops (paper folded in half with colored keys) so they can type and work too

@eco_apocalypse Unifi can do failover. You might be able to route different devices to different ISPs.

@kmelve Wank facing Himalays