@dbchhbr Go visit the Pizza Hut in Sicily

g.co/kgs/YZLwfw

@theludedude It wouldn’t be that hard to modify the script to do whatever you wanted if you’re comfortable with PHP. Here is the source code of dummyimage.com
github.com/kingkool68/dummyimage…

This was actually my first PHP project I ever worked on. If I can do it, anyone can. Good luck!

@wpmark I’m with you there

@PaulieScanlon I use Zaraz and fire those tracking pixels off from a cloud function

@Haezurath “Just modify this regex”

@miked1ck Oo what did you get?

@flaviocopes Ahem… github.com/hirak/phpjs

@colonistio The one where I win

@mgaak1dev Why pick just one?

@dcook @wp_acf I love having the coding standards auto format my code

@babysoftluke Oh well according to Web Page Test it’s the headline…

webpagetest.org/result/230510_Bi…

Looks like this is due to JavaScript that is blocking the rendering of the page so downloading the font and rending the headline happen later than they probably should.

@renano Oh no! What’s Kurt Loder gonna do?

@babysoftluke That dang cookie banner

pagespeed.web.dev/analysis/https…

@babysoftluke Under 2.5 seconds

@flaviocopes PHP

@babysoftluke Good job on that LCP

@dcook Archive.org ?

@SybreWaaijer AwesomeMotive will buy it…

@iansvo I dislike page builders because I have lived through the terror of doing a redesign on a Dreamweaver built site. I prefer components for entering and managing content separated from how they look and behave.

@mattcampux What not to do…