@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg Your child’s best friend is a lizard.

@bethsoderberg @courtneydawn I have a computer with a touch screen. I never use the touch screen.

@danielbachhuber Just little old me. Wife is still on her parents plan.

@danielbachhuber I crunched the numbers docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1…

@astickofgum Keep it in the family and get a mohawk.

@astickofgum WHOA! You’re hair became sentient and started building intricate patterns. Is this why women don’t wash their hair everyday?

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul haha!

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul No, the animals.

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul It’s for the Cubs. He’s a fan of bears.

@anthonydpaul I think you’re taking this whole “Cubs are in the World Series!” thing a step to far…

@elgreg Hey I know that site.

@jgarber Congrats on the “non-material” acquisition!

@astickofgum Hair blow-out = good but baby blow-out = bad? I’m so confused.

@naudebynature It’s not?

@mr_suh youtu.be/m7plA1ALkQw

@round → Tictac

@davidj Serendipity

@hairbrainiac idclip

@rachelbaker Congrats.

@jgarber All my bills are on auto pay so I can blame someone else when they don’t work.