@whistle Pro tip: Back up your phone to your own network automatically play.google.com/store/apps/detai… It’s pretty geeky but I love it.

@kathkat15 Drunk online shopping spree!

@kathkat15 what if it’s an ultra rare version of Quicken from 1992 and worth tens of hundreds of cents!!!!!

@kathkat15 are they any good?

@duqe fug fife

@fugularity Maybe it didn’t register your card when you tapped out to go to work

@DanielleAlberti cesiumjs.org/

@fugularity don’t insult pizza like that. All pizza deserves to be loved.

@fugularity Maybe this is how your work tells you you’re fired.

@fugularity You can log in and transfer your balance to a new card

@fugularity The card doesn’t store any information on it, i think. Did you register your card?

@yurivictor what’s a matter you don’t like elephants?

@fugularity @wmata ARREST THIS MAN!

@yurivictor Fuck it. Just use PHP.

@davatron5000 What’s a good metric for a “useable” state?

@davatron5000 info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/ThePr…

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@davatron5000 HTTP/2 is the bomb diggity

@davatron5000 Throttling the network really shows the progressive JPGs in action as it loads.

@davatron5000 It is a picture blog. Probably makes a difference that the window is squished that way since I’m using srcset…

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zadieheimlich.com

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