@MattWilcox 9% more babies, eh?

@stephaniesalmon ooooo derp. I thought it was from Saturday morning because of Facebook and I happened to catch the sunrise on that day.

@stephaniesalmon But it’s Saturday! I’m lucky if I’m awake before 7:30am.

@stephaniesalmon Why were you at Georgetown early enough to catch the sunrise?

@joannabrenner Taken.

@fugularity imgur.com/AFh67wg

@fugularity

@duqe FAV? O RITE!

@duqe YOU MENA YOU WERE SOBER WHEN YOU DECIDED TO TWEET TRAFFIC CAMS MIXED WITH NEWS HEADLINES?

@jcarbaugh “quality assurance”

@jcarbaugh If you load too many videos on a page at once Chrome saturates its connections and nothing loads. Videos all remain pending.

@johnpbloch Why do you look so sad?

@aaronjorbin Emojis and interpretive dance.

@fugularity 1,829 days and counting…

@mr_suh GOOD NEWS! I just got new windows. #teamWindows

@fugularity @astickofgum Drivers eating string cheese apparently.

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@astickofgum the string cheese incident?

@ammy914 maybe he’s trying to say “mud butt”?

@taupecat Yaaa the grass is covered again over here in Glenmont/Wheaton/Silver Spring