@clarissa works for me. On my calendar.

@write_this_way Congrats!

@somefinetweets Actually that was just Gerald Ford.

@mjacksonw A superhero never reveals their secret…

@renano mr. o’malley what do you think of Dumser’s? I mean great ice cream but that name…

@petemanning

“I’ll take Ocean City Boardwalk freaks for 500!” – Martin O’Malley #DemDebate

@joannabrenner He should run for office.

@joannabrenner What does Jay Leno have to do with anything?!?!?!

@renano You mean ichabod crane?

@joannabrenner CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

@randallb Reminds me of the DVGuru podcast which I still have copies of somewhere in my collection of hard drives.

@randallb What you describe reminds me of this archive.org/details/tv

@randallb Kind of like AdSense but personalized audio/video ads just for you.

@randallb Way back in 2008 I had this idea that podcasters would mark off ad spots and then a service would dynamically insert ads at runtim

@astickofgum Is that why women take so long to get ready?

“Dang it!, I put it on backwards again!”

@clarissa fastcustomer.com/

@astickofgum It’s an Outstandingly Opulent October Obligation! Or Oooo for short…

@DUQE you don’t know what you got until it’s gone

@brownpau this guy sounds like an alternate version of you

@davidj i miss the old @TmoNews