@rachelbaker WHAT? It’s my 5 year wedding anniversary this month too!

@mbloudoff @greglinch It would be awesome to work on Monster Jam.

@mbloudoff @greglinch feldentertainment.com/PerformerA…

@fugularity
“When masturbation’s lost its fun
You’re fucking lonely” – Green Day

@AstickofGum pitty

@gamehawk Erecting something that large probably made others jealous/envious.

@gamehawk Karen, this is serious business. No time to talk about penis-cage statues

@gamehawk DAMMIT WHERE’S MY WIRELESS ELECTRICTY?

@naudebynature Yes! We are the shampoo hoarding family.

@laundrydesign @lauradhahn @petemanning pewforum.org/religious-landscape…

@brownpau #Homeownership

@naudebynature MOAR BABY CLOTHES?!?!

@fugularity THANKS OBAMA!

@naudebynature @SmellyICE @kathkat15 @AstickofGum Thats it, we’re moving to Colombia.

@trepmal yay

@naudebynature you’re excused

@kathkat15 @naudebynature @AstickofGum who even said anything about moving?

@greglinch Things that begin with the_* echo out something. Things that begin with get_the_* return data codex.wordpress.org/Function_Ref…

@astickofgum @naudebynature Heck naw. We ain’t Jewish.

@greglinch the_author_meta() echos out stuff… So that’s a problem…