@brownorama Not if the publisher accidentally sends you the royalty checks.

@brownorama The Da Vinci Code 2?

@courtneydawn Like the anti-vaxxer movement, this hypothesis is not backed by science.

@courtneydawn They hated getting shots and thus they overreact to their kids getting shots.

@snowpunk vox.com/2015/2/13/8034855/februa…

@Stammy Totally act screwed up installing my HD in those caddies the first time. Thought I needed the screws. D’oh!

@mr_suh bring them in to work tomorrow

@pauljadam There’s no aria-live=”hectic” ?

@aaronjorbin phpuk sounds like a town in Thailand.

@brownpau There’s something odd about the juxtaposition of “two” and “independence”

@astickofgum What did they feed him this time?

@jtmurphy18 And when the kids are your age they will look back on our smartphones and see them as toys.

@duqe 2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/9…

@ammy914 The shark one is the best.

@ayomattayo Congrats! “@BreakingNews: Beagle wins Best of Show at 2015 Westminster Dog Show – @USATODAY”

@Smashley017 daaaaannnngggg you’re frugal and @fugularity has weird body odor. That says a lot.

@joshlangner OnePlus One Android phone. It’s a weird glitch.

@mr_suh I’m not stupid.

@mbloudoff also this m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJb5Cjdw3K…

@mbloudoff but at the end of the day its just a camera that works with my lenses and takes great pictures when I need it to.