@ayomattayo You give up to easily.

@burblebeep Not a fox?

@s_plum Given enough time, chocolate turns into a fluid layout… all over your hands.

@taupecat @aaronjorbin It’s pretty cold at @jfc3’s house.

@taupecat You can go tomorrow and hang out in the lobby.

@taupecat @aaronjorbin Start a fire. Wear a coat. Wrap up in a blanket. All of these are things you can do when you want to be warmer.

@naudebynature Hang in there babe. Doing the dishes gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Give it a try.

@zeldman You should try relying on the Metro system for your daily commute. Then you will really see dysfunctional.

@freshyill Attack the problem like a computer nerd -> forums.macrumors.com/showthread.…

@freshyill 1990 Toyota Tercel: ~0 fps

@kathkat15 Yea this movie reminded me of you guys. But his g/f broke up with him afterwards… what a jerk.

@mr_suh I was staring at the back of some guys head and wondered why ears end up the shape that they are. Corn is weird too.

@jgarber Me!

@chriscoyier Do the whole He-Man I have the power thing in front of Castle Gray Skull. You’re clearly at Castle Gray Skull, right?

@taupecat You sure nailed that orange blobby thing.

@JoannaBrenner No this is a young King Kool a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag…

@kathkat15 10:39am: Gave the rest of the bag to a co-worker

@kathkat15 10:36am: went to CVS to get a bag of KitKat minis. 10:38am: bag half empty.

@johnpbloch I release multiple times a day. I code like a freestyle rap battle.

@johnpbloch I tag every release with “you’re it”