@brownpau Moment of silence for all of our fallen, meaty, brethren…

@brownpau Oh you mean the hamburger button?

@brian_k_bailey “Engagement Metrics are up across the board!” Pops champagne.

@brian_k_bailey soundcloud.com/chrismalinchak/so… and I’m not logged in by the way.

@brian_k_bailey So what if I clicked a link from Twitter? The only way I know it’s a new song is from the tab title.

@mixolydian Yea how does listening to a music site using a screen reader work?

@chuckborowicz Screw candy bars. I bet that place gives out candy factories!

@nekolaweb You could +1 it.

@chuckborowicz The law of Halloween candy: The bigger the house, the better the candy.

@chuckborowicz I would definitely make it a point to visit that house on Halloween.

@kcttr I hope that’s the line you use to pick up chicks.

@desandro SCIENCE! It taught us to dissect shit. Which I use everyday as a professional office worker.

@freshyill Is your hospital on Mars? I hope you’re not still stuck in traffic. DC is terrible.

@anna_debenham @mailchimp is based in Atlanta. You must be near the Moscone center.

@nekolaweb @mpiccorossi Those are not as they happen. It’s pure visual fluff. Click Google Trends in the bottom right.

@mr_suh @joannabrenner and some wear yellow mesh tank tops ecochainofdating.com/blog/wp-con…

@mr_suh some people are so smart.

@astridandinez That’s Virginia for ya. I used to live there. They’re getting rid of the shopping center and building more apartments? Boo.

@DanPhilibin Right. You come to Twitter to see people’s dumb quick-cut videos. But this one is pretty sweet vine.co/v/blrW6wMzEpa

@JoannaBrenner But of course. And then they got grumpy, took their ball, and went home.