@iFroggy Typewriters are at the lowest prices they’ve ever been! Doesn’t make it any more compelling of an offer.

@charliepark This is how I do it github.com/kingkool68/stickyHead…

@elgreg Apology accepted.

@kingkool68 That would be this link -> kingkool68.com/items/site/twitte…

@VerizonSupport What’s the longest ethernet cable you guys have? cc/@freshyill

@VerizonSupport The Internet is not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes!

@JoannaBrenner livingsocial.com/cities/855-howa…

@zamoose Hey @verizonfios, you should really help my friend out here. He’s starting to hurt himself over lack of FiOS.

@freshyill Is there some @livingsocial deal for ginormous ethernet cable?

@zamoose Maybe you should start talking about Zombies and go to the gym every single day and you will too get FiOS.

@zamoose That’s what you get for living in Comcast’s home base.

@verizonfios Got an extreme promotion code?

@verizonfios I can’t stand your weird package names. Prime? Extreme? Ultimate?

@freshyill If you get a 1.5 mile long ethernet cable you can share mine.

@JohnPBloch Grrrr clients can be so frustrating some times with all their shit.

@feather @karlgroves Congrats to both of you!

@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”

@AstickofGum You’re that bored that you decided to pee in a glass, take a picture of it, and share it on the Internet?

@MikeNGarrett Yay! Happy birthday! See you Friday.

@AstickofGum Fuck it! Just run home.