If you’ve never been to An Event Apart conference now is your chance to experience An Event Apart DC 2019 virtually. twitter.com/aneventapart/status/…

@chriscoyier @WordCampSATX is happening this weekend entirely online and for the low, low price of completely free!

2020.sanantonio.wordcamp.org/

✨I’m looking for my next adventure✨
If you’re hiring for a senior Rubyist and/or tech lead, my DMs are open. DC or remote.
RTs appreciated 💖

It’s gonna be pretty awkward if the Nats win the World Series and deny an invitation to go to the White House since its just down the street

It’s gonna be pretty awkward if the Nats win the World Series and deny an invitation to go to the White House since its just down the street

I feel bad if the statement “Please listen carefully as our options may have changed” applies to you when you call an automated phone number

@Stammy Wow didn’t know this was a thing. Cool thread. Happy to experience it through your tweets rather than fighting NYC Instagram crowds.

Customer retention strategies have taught me to add an item to my cart and abandon the cart to see if I get a discount code after 48 hours 💵

@dvassallo I dig CircleCI. Here’s an overview kingkool68.com/scaling-wordpress…

(It’s for a WordPress deployment, not node but the flow is the same)

If you know a tech writer looking for a job in the DMV area, my team has an open position, and we’re looking to fill it quickly.

DMs open!

@MKBHD When are you going to review more Best on Amazon stuff? Or review a really hot and sexy minivan because that is where I’m at in life.

@round *Reads article*
*Downlaods Safari Technical Preview*
*Copy and Pastes URL into shiny new browser*

Yup, it’s black with white text. 🆒

Shout out to @Twitter for killing all of the superior third-party apps that are way more functional than their own stock app tomorrow! #yolo

@orgmxdotcom You’ll need to analyze your server logs to count the number of requests. Try goaccess.io or awstats.sourceforge.io

Remember that CSS is great for spec’ing, as it’s easily translated from natural language per @miked1ck #sfdesignweek t.co/HKNFdFXe6a

@trepmal That is for a 3 year old. Full time infant day care is like $400/week. But hey $5K can be deducted from taxes per family so… yay?

Gimmebar.com is going away 😢 but they are letting you download an archive of your stuff 🎉

Just got mine github.com/kingkool68/archived-g…

“Daddy I’m going to draw a bee”
Or maybe she was trying to draw the letter B?

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Bdod0HJFBBY/

Steps out of minivan at Costco to pump gas. Frozen is blasting on the stereo. All the soccer mom’s gaze in my direction and nod accordingly.

When you get home from your birthday party but you’re still hopped up on sugar.
#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BdaTc7gFvbd/